In my un-professional opinion, I find it inexplicable on why some parents name their children strange names. I mean that child will have to live the rest of their life with that name. My cousin just had a daughter with the name of Astronica. Yes, that is a unique name, but I could never let my own child live with a name like that. She’s only a few weeks old, and I already heard my aunt call her “Astro.”
Besides my family, and their weird names like Gardner, Sheila, Wade, Levi, and Colton, I have heard some odd names. For example, I have heard:
-Shithead (Pronounced “Shi-th-eed”) -Awasha and Adrya (Twins that lived on my street that are named after a washer and a dryer) -Kaw (some kid on my street) -Roofen (Ex-friend) -Jokiah (very close friend) -Kimbertina (Roofen’s sister. “Kimberly” and “Tina” combined) -Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff (Goggled “longest name in the world, and this came up)
Sometimes, I believe that some parents just hate their kids. They say they want their child’s name to be unique. But they are TOTALLY wrong. They are just ridiculous and laughable. |
